A Log of Hunter -"isms"

Hunter is constantly doing and saying things that have Josh and I holding our stomachs and laughing out loud! Unfortunately, I do a poor job of journaling them! Though, I have been trying to jot them down in my phone, pieces of paper, fb statuses, etc. as they happen to try to record later! I am going to start a "log" of Hunter's quotes and hope to continually update it as things happen/are said and try to dig up the ones that I have previously recorded (hopefully I can find them all).

Oct 6, 2011
Yep, my iPad has officially been taken over by my 3yr old. He informed me it is his "game", and that I need to get my own...

Oct 10, 2011
So...for dinner I made cream corn (the homemade kind), butter & garlic potatoes w/onions on the grill, and grilled teriyaki chicken w/homemade teriyaki sauce and biscuits.. I give Hunter his dinner and he goes.. ":::sigh::: I wanted BACON" .... When did I become his personal chef?!

Nov 2011
Backing out of the driveway at Rick & Susan's, Hunter yells out the window to Gpa Rick "Be good and put your tractor in the garage now".

Dec 18, 2011
Hunter took two ball caps placed one on Clay & one on himself, looked at Clay and said "Now we're men!"

Dec 26, 2011
Getting Hunter out of the Tahoe to go grocery shopping at dillons and he looks at me, sighs deeply and says "This is going to take FOREVER."

Dec 28th, 2011
After I put Hunter to bed his fitted sheet came loose, so he started yelling "Mommy I need you to fix my bed" so I came in and fixed the sheet and he goes, " Thank you! Oh, thank you mommy! You fixed my bed! That was very nice of you to fix my bed! Thank you very much mommy!

Jan 1, 2012
After I mad Hunter dinner and sat him at the table:
Hunter- "You made me pizza?!"
Me- "Yep"
Hunter- "I love pizza! That was suuure nice of you!
Me- "Your're welcome sweetie"
Hunter- "You got me a pear too?!!"
Me- "Yes"
Hunter-"It's wonderful! Oh, this is perfect mom!!"

February 11th, 2012
Hunter and I were snuggling on the couch watching cartoons and Hunter starts rubbing my belly and goes, "alright babies, you can come out now!" He is so excited to meet them :)

March 5, 2012
I gave Hunter a cookie (PB & reeses pb cups that Josh had made) and Hunter goes "Mom these are my favorite!...Daddy made them just for me!...Then a min later goes "Mom, I love my dad!"

March 13th, 2012
Getting in the Tahoe to go to preschool Hunter goes, "Mom, the tahoe is really dirty, we need to wash it!..FOR REAL!"

May 31st, 2012
Hunter and my mother were playing a board game together. I believe Hunter may have been cheating ;) as he kept "winning". As they were playing my mom's board game piece passed up Hunter's piece and he was not happy at the prospect of potentially being beaten. So I told Hunter you can't win every time bud, and you need to be a good sport when you do lose. Hunter replies with "Grandma, I am a good sport!....'cause I win!"

Aug 23rd, 2012
Hunter told me that I was a secret agent!
Me: Hunter what do you need this for?
Hunter: But mom you're a secret agent!

August 2012
The infamous "Slinky dog" had vanished (i.e. fallen behind Hunter's bed) and Hunter had been looking  all over for him so they could watch a movie together. After helping him, and upon finding him Hunter preceded to scold his stuffed dog, "You're in BIG trouble Slinky! Don't ever do that again!"

Sept 3rd, 2012
Me: Hunter can you play cars in the next room? You're being very loud and I'm try to do homework.
Hunter: Mom...Aren't you too old to be doing homework?!
Me: Did you just say I was too old to do homework?
Hunter: [laughing] yeah, you're too old.

Sept 18th, 2012
Backstory: For those of you that know Josh, know at times he can have a little road-rage. Well, because we do our best not to use profanity around the kids, Josh has learned to replace his previous vocabulary with the word dummy. So, whenever someone pulls out in front of him, etc. the typical response is "What are you doing dummy?!" Ok, fast forward to Hunter playing cars on his carpet that has streets on it, he in perfect scenario replication has one car pull out in front of another one, so Hunter responds as the driver of the car that just got cut off and goes "Hey! What are you doing dummy?" Josh hears this, realizes where he got this phrase, and explains to Hunter it's not nice to call people names, and that he is sorry for doing saying that and shouldn't do this while he driving. (trying to undo our bad habits that our kids catch from us). Ok, now fast forward again to a few nights later...

[Eating dinner at the dinner table]
Josh: [talking about his day at work and referring to a co-worker]....yeah, he was just being a dummy.
Hunter: [dramatic gasp] Dad! We don't say that! That's not nice and calling people name is mean and we don't say mean things to people! [Looks at me] Right mom?
Me: [trying to hold back my smirks/laughter] You're right, we shouldn't call people names.
Hunter: [turns to Josh] Yeah dad, we don't say mean things, because you're suppose to be nice to people.
Josh: You're right bud, I'm sorry, that wasn't a nice thing to say.
Hunter: [who is just really embellishing getting to return the lesson from the previous day] Yep, cause you have to be nice to people dad....Just so YOU know!!

Sept 20th, 2012
I told Hunter it was time for him to get in the bath and Hunter goes, "You sir...mom...are a terrorist."
*He totally got this from his father! Whenever Hunter is being out of control, Josh refers to him as a terrorist.